collegehumor:

Laptop: Hi…hey, would you mind if I…

LANoftheLost: Password?

Laptop: Um…”L.A.N.o.f.t.h.e.L.o.s.t”?

LANoftheLost: Are you serious? How stupid do you think I am?

Laptop: It was worth a shot.

LANoftheLost: Beat it, creep.

Laptop: How about you?

RonsAptWifi: Password?

Laptop

toasterspasm:

The Pudu: World’s smallest deer.
They live in bamboo thickets to hide from predators, and can weigh up to 12 kilograms (26 pounds).

utmostidiocy:

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.

anekie:

givemeajobplease:

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way. 

sideless:

wisteri:

psuedonam:

logoside:

Tips and homespun for the apocalypse that sooner or later will end up coming.     So, keep well this post.

The tutorial for people who ain’t gonna die.

I love the picture of him walking home from the grocery store like NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY!

collegehumor:

Game of Cones

I wonder if they have the Lannisters’ favorite flavors, Betrayal, Incest, and Cookie Dough?

fiercezucchini:

those feelings when you want a relationship

but you don’t

but you do

but you don’t

gifcraft:

Middle School Walk Through Defense Slowly Touchdown Trick Play

astrangearrhythmia:

↳ Penny

i am Penny. Penny is me.